Chocolate is the answer
28 March 2010 11 Comments
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… so many ways to say chocolate and those have hardly scratched the surface.
Anyway, just a few chocolaty comments. I don’t need a reason; it’s chocolate.
Rules of chocolate
Remember the acronym: WAFFLES
Never eat more chocolate than you can lift.
Chocolate is the answer and the question is irrelevant.
Have a chocolate bar before each meal; it will take the edge off your appetite and you will eat less.
If at first you don’t succeed, have a little chocolate.
Put ‘eat chocolate’ at the top of your list of things to do today and at least you’ll get one thing done.
A little too much chocolate is just about right.
If you have melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
All well known, but worth repeating:
Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed, but chocolate makes it worthwhile.
Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
I’d give up chocolate, but I’m no quitter.
You can eat chocolate in front of your parentsThere’s a thin person inside of me screaming to get out, but I keep them sedated with chocolate.
So much chocolate, so little time.
Save the Earth! (It’s the only planet with chocolate.)
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.
If you ate a lifetime’s supply of chocolate in one day, should you be worried?
Will you buy me chocolate? (A) Yes – (B) A – (C) B
Chocolate is not a matter of life and death; it’s more important than that.
Star Trek gag: The Borg ~ Wrappers are futile; chocolate will be assimilated.
Health ~ Chocolate is made from cocoa beans and beans are vegetables. Sugar is obtained from either sugar beet or sugar cane, both of which are plants, so they are also vegetables. Chocolate, therefore, is a vegetable. Milk chocolate contains milk, which is a dairy product. Milk chocolate contains both vegetables and dairy and is therefore a health food.
“Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.” ~ Catherine Aitken
“I never met a chocolate I didn’t like.” ~ Counsellor Deanna Troi, Star Trek: The Next Generation
“There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.” ~ Anonymous
“Exercise is a dirty word… Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.” ~ Charles M Schulz
“Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… chocolate….” ~ Homer Simpson
“As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.” ~ Sandra Boynton
“Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.” ~ John Q. Tullius
“Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.” ~ Milton Hershey
“Chocolate: Here today… Gone today!” ~ Daniel Worona
“Eat food. Not too much. Mostly chocolate” ~ Debbie Moose
“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.” ~ Judith Viorst
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate” ~ Charles Dickens
“The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!” ~ Terry Moore
These quotations and others can also be found here:
Quotes about chocolate
There are only three things in life that matter; good friends, good chocolate and, erm… what was the other one?
‘Imogen life without chocolate!’
If calories are a problem, keep your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they will remove themselves from the chocolate to protect their peace of mind.
Apparently there is a theory that chocolate slows down the aging process; it may not be true, but why take the risk?
There are lots of chocolate tweets on Twitter: