Cat quotes… I mean quotes about cats
5 February 2012 2 Comments
“If cats could talk, they wouldn’t” ~ Nan Porter
“Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and vice versa, and often simultaneously” ~ Louis F. Camuti DVM
“The phrase ‘domestic cat’ is an oxymoron” ~ George F. Will
“My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes” ~ Unknown
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later” ~ Mary Bly
“After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference” ~ Charlotte Gray
“Some people own cats and go on to lead normal lives” ~ Unknown
“No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens” ~ Abraham Lincoln
“The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat” ~ Ogden Nash
“What are kittens made of? 30% cuteness, 29% mischief, 28% purrs, 10% soft fur, 3% innocence” ~ Unknown
“A cat can purr its way out of anything” ~ Donna McCrohan
“Cats make great pets; out of their owners.” ~ Anonymouse
“The little furry buggers are just deep, deep wells you throw all your emotions into” ~ Bruce Schimmel
“When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?” ~ Montaigne
“You own a dog but you feed a cat” ~ Jenny de Vries
“Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well” ~ Missy Dizick
“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat” ~ Ellen Perry Berkeley
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow” ~ Jeff Valdez
“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want” ~ Joseph Wood Crutch
“Time spent with cats is never wasted” ~ Sigmund Freud
“Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality” ~ Unknown
“The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal… it’s also the reason they hate birds” ~ K C Buffington
“Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience” ~ Pam Brown
“A cat is there when you call her – if she doesn’t have something better to do” ~ Bill Adler
“A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution” ~ Hazel Nicholson
“If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh” ~ Patricia Hitchcock
“Cats like doors left open – in case they change their minds” ~ Rosemary Nisbet
“A cat doesn’t know what it wants and wants more of it” ~ Richard Hexem
“A cat will do what it wants when it wants, and there’s not a thing you can do about it” ~ Frank Perkins
“If the claws didn’t retract, cats would be like Velcro” ~ Dr Bruce Fogle
“Cats never strike a pose that isn’t photogenic” ~ Lillian Jackson Braun
“A baited cat may grow as fierce as a lion” ~ Samuel Palmer
“A cat will assume the shape of its container” ~ Unknown
“Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world; the clock and the cat…” ~ Emile Auguste Chartier
“Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat” ~ Lillian Johnson
“In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this” ~ Terry Pratchett
“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast” ~ Unknown
“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer” ~ Bruce Graham
“The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity” ~
Georges Louis Leclerc de Buffon
“Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched” ~ Cervantes
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