A short bit about me
…As they occasionally say in Nottingham, I’m Roy Manterfield.
I mumble and I’m a bit nerdy.
My daughter says I’m a “little old grey haired, hunchbacked, mumbling nerd.” Which is accurate(ish), but she sadly failed to incorporate ‘chocolate’ into the description.
I was born (one of those life events that you have to go through to get chocolate), I had quite a happy upbringing, I went to school and art college, got a degree, got a job, got married to a wonderful woman, had an amazing daughter, live in a terrific city, travelled a bit, but not as much as I’d like, eaten chocolate, but not as much as I’d like, made some appalling puns, but not as much as I’d like, and I haven’t died yet, although it’s only a matter of time, and probably not as much as I’d like.
And I don’t have any stitions, super or otherwise.
Oh yes, this blog…
I nearly forgot, to save wasting your time, I should mention what this blog is about.
It’s a random personal collection of my comparatively pointless puns and gags, collected jokes and a few unexceptional thoughts on (not particularly) interesting subjects; in other words it’s somewhere for me to be not very serious, because I’m not.
I keep a few things here that entertain or interest me; some family history, stuff about Nottingham and of course the arbitrary pointless word-play I can’t seem to avoid annoying people with. Here I can get them out of my system and have a chuckle while I amuse myself.
So, there you go… ah, you’ve gone.
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Of course, the problem being, exactly how much is original? Your guess is as good as mine.
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