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#CatHaiku with Max

Humour, MumblingNerd, Quotations

#CatHaiku #1 I wake up the cat, pick him up and run around; he wants to know why…
#CatHaiku #2 Almost Bonfire night. Not my cat’s favourite night; he’d pardon Guy Fawkes.

#CatHaiku #3 Leave your laptop on and your cat will steal secrets to sell for catnip!
#CatHaiku #4 My cat wants to know, is cat yoga real or not; or a stretch too far?

#CatHaiku #5 My cat is angry, I don’t know what I have done, and my cat won’t say!
#CatHaiku #6 My cat now complains; why have I stopped petting him? I am commanded!

#CatHaiku #7 I’m a little damp; angry wet cat sits on me, and rain is my fault…
#CatHaiku #8 My cat ‘holds’ my hand, but I’m not allowed to move under threat of claws.

#CatHaiku #9 I am in control; my cat is under my thumb. Oh, mine’s under him…

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At least Max reads my blog

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Max reads Roy's blog
Max reads Roy's blog

Oh well, at least Max reads my blog :^(

He’s supposed to be Alice’s cat, but I feed him :^)

Anyway, I’m using it as a poor excuse to display some cute photos of him:

Max asleep
Max asleep

Max attempts yoga
Max attempts yoga

Max and Lucy
Max and Lucy

Double cat cup holder
Double cat cup holder