HOW TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET ►
Just kidding; stuff it in the cupboard.
PREVENT APPLES BROWNING IN YOUR CHILDS’ LUNCHBOX ►
Give them chocolate.
HOW TO MAKE A ROOM EASY TO CLEAN ►
Don’t have pets, children or partners.
CARING FOR PETS AFTER NEUTERING ►
Ask someone else to do it while you recover from the operation.
CUT OUT COUPONS ►
Simply cut out collecting coupons, it’s a complete waste of time and energy.
HOW TO KEEP WASPS AWAY ►
Fling jam into neighbouring gardens.
BUY FOOD WHEN IT’S IN SEASON ►
For example, chocolate is always in season.
SAVE ON FOOD BILLS AND LOOSE WEIGHT ►
Ignore ‘Sell By’ dates and get free meals while you recover in hospital.
HOW TO STORE VIDEO TAPES AND CASSETTES ►
Digitise and throw them out.
MAKE YOUR HOME A GREEN ENVIRONMENT ►
Encourage mould and algae.
GET MORE TIME TO DO STUFF ►
Delete Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, Google+ and LinkedIn, then trash your mobile/cell phone.
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