A small miscellaneous collection of jokes for Trekkies, linked, however loosely, to various Star Trek TV series.
Well, you have to start with THE classic:
How many ears does Captain Kirk have? ~ Three: the left ear, the right ear and the final front ear
Mr Spock has pointed ears and Mr Scott has engineers
Why was Star Trek so successful? ~ It had good Genes
‘Bones’ McCoy: “I’ve borrowed Mr Scott’s bagpipes” ~ Kirk: “But you can’t play them” ~ ‘Bones’ McCoy: “While I’ve got them, neither can he”
New Year resolution ► “It’s life gym, but not as we know it.”
Why did Worf change his hair colour? ~ It was a good day to dye
Will Riker’s dating philosophy: ‘If at first you don’t succeed, try Troi again’
What do Romulan frogs use for camouflage? ~ A croaking device
The Ferengi have opened a new restaurant on the Moon; the food’s great, but there’s no atmosphere
What’s Jean-Luc’s favourite card trick? ~ Picard, any card
We are the Borg; ESC is futile, CTRL is inevitable, your files will be assimilated
Star Trek Books
‘Chekov The Navigator’ I Kiptin
‘Data’s Positronic Brain’ Anne Droid
‘Resist’ Stan Sisfutile
‘You’ Will B Assimilated
‘Make it Sew’ #1 Needlework book ~ Jean-Luc Picard
Changing a light bulb
How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb? ~ Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000000000000
How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? ~ None, because Klingons aren’t afraid of the dark
How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb? ~ Two; one to change it and one to sell the old bulb as an antique
How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? ~ All of them collectively
How many Enterprise crew members does it take to change a light bulb? ~ Three; one to change it and two red shirted security men to die in the process
Crossing the road
Why did Mr Scott’s chicken cross the road? ~ Because it couldna take much morrrrrrre!
Why did the Vulcan chicken cross the road? ~ It was the logical thing to do
Why did the Borg cross the road? ~ To assimilate the chicken
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Thank you. It’s a Monday and you have made me smile. Can’t wait to show these to my husband!
There are a few quite good ones aren’t there? My favourite is probably: “Why did the Borg cross the road…”
“Live long and chuckle” :^)