For @xjazzy13 ► official #Oreogirl member and Minister of Chocolate.
“When choosing between two #Oreos, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
“Is that an #Oreo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Save an #Oreo for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesn’t rain.”
“When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’ve an #Oreo I’m better.”
“Why don’t you come on up and #Oreo me sometime.”
“I’ll try any #Oreo once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
“Don’t keep a man guessing too long; he’s sure to find an #Oreo somewhere else.”
“So many #Oreos… so little time.”
“I never loved another person the way I loved #Oreos.”
“I generally avoid an #Oreo unless I can’t resist it.”
“Too much of an #Oreo can be wonderful.”
“A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has #Oreos, women will like him.”
“An #Oreo in the house is worth two in the street.”
“An #Oreo worth doing is worth doing slowly.”
“#Oreos conquer all things except poverty and toothache.”
“I only have ‘yes’ #Oreos around me. Who needs ‘no’ #Oreos?”
“I speak two languages, #Oreo and English.”
“It’s not the men in my life that count; it’s the life in my #Oreos.”
“I didn’t discover #Oreos; I only uncovered them.”
“Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of #Oreos.”
“I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of #Oreos.”
“I only like two kinds of #Oreos, domestic and imported.”
“Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct; it’s an #Oreo.”
“If I asked for an #Oreo, someone would search for the double meaning.”
“It ain’t no sin if you crack a few #Oreos now and then, just so long as you don’t break any.”
“Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman an #Oreo.”
“#Oreos are the most important thing to an actress’s success.”
“Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with an #Oreo.”
“If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too many #Oreos are just about right!”
“The #Oreo is more powerful than the sword.”
“One more #Oreo and I’ll be under the host.”
“The best way to hold an #Oreo is in your arms.”
“Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good #Oreo is hard to resist.”
“I see you’re a man with #Oreos. I better be going while you’ve still got them.”
“Any time you got nothing to do, and lots of #Oreos, come on up.”
“#Oreos are easy to get but hard to keep.”
“#Oreos are an asset to the woman in love who’s smart enough to hide ‘em.”
“An ounce of #Oreo is worth pounds of promises.”
“If you put your #Oreo in it, be sure it’s your best #Oreo.”
“Love thy neighbour; and if he happens to be tall, debonair and has #Oreos, it will be that much easier.”
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