“I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned”, but in the meantime…
Why did the chicken cross the road? ► To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? ► Because it was free range.
Why did the chicken run across the road? ► Because a car was coming.
Why did the turkey cross the road? ► To prove it was no chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the football pitch? ► Because the referee whistled for a fowl.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? ► To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and then cross the road again? ► Because it was a dirty double-crosser.
Why did the duck cross the road? ► Because the chicken needed a day off.
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? ► To get to the same side.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? ► Because it wanted to stretch its legs.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road? ► Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Two chickens are sitting by the side of the road. One says to the other: “Are you going to cross then?” “No,” it says, “we’ll never hear the end of it.”
How did the frozen chicken cross the road? ► In a shopping bag.
Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road? ► Because it didn’t have enough guts.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? ► Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Why did the cow cross the road? ► To get to the udder side.
Why did the fox cross the road? ► It was looking for the chicken.
Why did the squirrel cross the road? ► Because it was stapled to a chicken.
Why did the Dalek cross the road? ► To EXTERMINATE! the chicken.
Why did the atheist cross the road? ► So they could see both sides.
Why did the abstract surrealist cross the road? ► Tomato monkey.
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? ► To get to the dark side.
Who helped Darth Vader cross the road? ► The Force was with him.
Why did Mr Scott’s chicken cross the road? ► Because it couldna take much morrrrrrre!
Why did the Vulcan chicken cross the road? ► It was the logical thing to do.
Why did the Borg cross the road? ► To assimilate the chicken.
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